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Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
Patrick:
Let me tell you guys a story about an alcoholic named Steve.
This man has been harassing my friends and I while we've been running our open mic since we took over running the show. And before that. He's been a drunken menace ever since my first night at open mic last January, and we've had to ask him a number of times to leave.
Tonight, while our hostess Lindsay was announcing our next act, he commandeered the microphone she was using and started spewing a bunch of unintelligible bullshit. Lindsay asked him to back off, but he wouldn't. So I yelled for the world to hear (since I have stopped giving a shit about his pride), "STEVE. YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. BACK OFF IMMEDIATELY."
He responded by getting snippy with Lindsay a few minutes later near the entrance. Elvis Bob, our mentor and good friend, took matters into his own hands by grabbing Drunk Steve by the collar and pulling him away with a quickness. Steve got butthurt about it and called the police on us. This action, of course, bit him in the ass, because he was drunk while on the phone with them. The police arrived, and we were compelled to put on hold our duties at the open mic in order to give the police our side of the story. The fact that he kept drunkenly interrupting with a different version of his story every 30 seconds didn't help his case at all, so now the police have him in their custody and he's been officially 86ed from the premises. Police report, breathalyzer records and all.
tl;dr Drunk belligerent asshole fucked with us, ended up getting B&. Never fuck with a bunch of hipster kids and a professional Elvis impersonator.
öde:
I really want to see a kids show based on a group of hipster kids led by an old, fat Elvis impersonator now.
Coward:
--- Quote from: Patrick ---Never fuck with a bunch of hipster kids and a professional Elvis impersonator.
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I remember that one from Aesop's Fables.
valley_parade:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 04 Mar 2011, 00:51 ---Let me tell you guys a story about an alcoholic named Steve.
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Frank Turner did a song that starts off this way, sort of.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: öde on 04 Mar 2011, 03:02 ---I really want to see a kids show based on a group of hipster kids led by an old, fat Elvis impersonator now.
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Hey man Bob's put off a lot of weight lately
And I don't think any of us (except maybe Lindsay) could ever be part of a children's show. Ever.
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