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Re: Blog Thread IIIa : Look Who's Blogging Now
Jimmy the Squid:
My the only tutor for this course is the lecturer. I'm going to ask in the tute tomorrow what I can do in terms of getting extra help.
Lines:
They may at least be able to set you up with another student who can help you out.
Lunchbox:
Hey blog thread!
I am in a super happy mood today as it is Thursday and I am having a long weekend for my 26th birthday. It is also St Patrick's day! I always find it fun to look out for the people wearing green on the train and in the city, and wonder if they did it on purpose. Most of them do it on purpose I am sure as they (at least the ladies) are wearing different green things like blouses and cardigans and hair accessories that obviously do not work together.
I bought an apricot danish for breakfast! They are my favourite.
I have been planning my Party lists on the train and they go something like this:
Mum and Grandma visiting:
- Skim milk
- Make sure teabags are topped up
- Fancy macaroons from the patisserie in Balmain
- Make sure sheets are changed and the pillowcases Mum made me are on display
- Scrub the bathroom
Party on Saturday night
- Beer
- More beer
- Vodka
- Juice
- Corn chips
- Salsa
- Guacamole
- Chocolate cupcakes
- Peanut butter frosting
- Nutella frosting
- Pizza
I was talking to our resident New Zealander in the kitchen this morning saying that my Grandma was visiting and he quoted 'There ain't no party like your Grandma's tea party' which made me immensely happy.
Now I am going to drink my tea and eat my danish.
Also here is a St Patricks day joke that I heard this morning.
--- Quote ---An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers.
Then one week he came in and ordered only two.
He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
--- End quote ---
Patrick:
Haha Lunchy I love that joke, if done right you can depress the shit outta people and that just makes it more likely you'll get an awesome groan out of whoever you tell it to.
bainidhe_dub:
I spent all day with a moron and am now feeling dumber for it. She's on spring break this week so she has to spend the whole day at the office (the horror (for both of us)) and I am pretty certain I'm going to kill her before Friday ends. Grr. She is SO DUMB.
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