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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread. - A
est:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 09 Sep 2010, 20:56 ---They are just cords but they're nice cords. I don't see Pat saying they're the only cords in the universe. Why are you guys jumping down his throat about it?
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Probably because he said
--- Quote ---I rock a tan pair of these sweet sumbitches at Target and look like a baller doing it
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est:
You look like a dude who bought some cords at Target.
Ptommydski:
--- Quote from: After buying a pair of jeans, Rotten Tanx wrote on Electrical ---I don't post in this thread anymore since you were all so unpleasant to me but I had to come and tell you all about my new mothershitting jeans.
I haven't wore jeans for years. I only wear trousers because I'm a grown ass man and for the last five years or so the only jeans you could buy (in my price range at least) were pre-faded/torn/frayed/creased/stained/etc or even worse, had fake bullet holes or paint splatters or pictures of perineums or writing on them.
Then I got some Next vouchers for Chrimbo and decided to go literally mental and buy some jeans. Really plain and almost like trousers. But they didn't fit because I'm a motherfucking 32 waist rather than the 34 I thought I was. Bitches! So I took them back but they didn't have them in my size (32" Did I mention?) so I impulsedly grabbed some other ones that I feared may be too cool and trendy for me.
Well guess what? Did you guess that they're the donkeys knob? You guessed right, you tubby cunt. Apart from an initial thimbleful of distress at the button cockhole these are the best thing to happen to a white man since Margaret Thatcher fucked a minor.
Rotten Tanx begins today. Actually that's an understatement. Human civilisation begins today. Everything up til now has been a shitty pointless shitty preamble. Like that old man riding the bike at the start of Shiny Happy People - for millenias.
I look so fucking good that it might be dangerous to look directly at me. It's probably best to view me reflected in the shiny face of the girl from The Cardigans. I look so good I'd make Stephen Fry spunk his soul out through his knees. I'm like if Sharon and Ozzy had a son that got addicted to lightweight drugs and then gave them up and got addicted to making failing celebrities do boring stunts and then got rickets and died and was reincarnated as Rotten Tanx and bought some jeans and looked like the fucking mayor of Pimpsville.
For the first seven years or so I'm not even gonna wear these jeans outside the house lest women tear out their spines and try to recto-bum me with them. I might take a photo of me in them, pixelate it, gaussian blur it (whatever the cock that is), delete it, go to the recycle bin and restore it, do a red eye correction, and e-mail it to Isambard Kingdom Brunel's descendents. And that's just for starters (and pudding).
Any road up, it's been nice for you all to know me but I probably won't visit your internet website anymore because I'm gonna be pussy deep in knees and vice versa. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and burn all my trousers and a picture of Dame Judy Dench's left titty (breast).
Love off,
Russell "The Selfish Jean" Tancks.
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Josefbugman:
^ I feel more stupid for having read that.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: est on 10 Sep 2010, 05:00 ---You look like a dude who bought some cords at Target.
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JC Penney actually, and this pair of cords looks better on me than any other leg covering garment I have ever owned in my entire life. The contrast between my normal look in jeans and my look in these here cords is so sharp that I sorta kinda got overzealous.
--- Quote from: Josefbugman on 09 Sep 2010, 16:17 ---Hello fashion people!
Random question, but I am going shopping this Saturday to pick up a fancy dress costume (sherlock holmes inparticular) for a birthday, and was wondering if I should try looking for other clothes or what have you. Any general advice or stuff like it? I can link pictures if people want to see what I look like/wear atm.
Sorry to bother you.
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Golf shoes. Found a minty pair at a thrift shop, 8 bucks. Went to a party in them once. People were like "Whoa what the fuck when did you get shoes that don't blow"
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