My exam is gone, and I have absolutely no idea how I did. I mean, I did badly but the degree of badness is yet to be established - maybe I just held on by the skin of my teeth, maybe I waffled irrelevantly for eight pages. We'll find out soon enough.
On the upside I ordered a cow-shaped draught excluder a few days ago and it arrived today! Also I had a really nice evening with my college mum, because I just went back to her room after the exam finished and ended up having dinner with her then hanging out til she and her friend went clubbing. It meant I was wandering back to my own room at 10.30 with a jar of pesto, three cloves of garlic, two batteries and a cow-shaped draught excluder but hey, people do weird things here.
ETA: I can't believe I forgot about this because it's a pretty big deal, but my ice hockey coach has angina

It seems really unfair because he's fit, he exercises regularly and eats healthily, his cholesterol was always fine - there wasn't anything to indicate he was at risk, but I guess it often goes like that. So basically he can't coach us any more, which is bad for several reasons including the fact that we've now got league matches and it really kind of matters...