Blaggy,
I went to Wal-mart today to go shopping, and there was this adorable small child being carted around by his mother. When he saw me, he yelled "HEY!" and got this really angry look and glared at me until I looked at him, at which point he smiled so widely and starting laughing, and I laughed and waved at him, and he waved back, and then his mother gave me the evil eye and carted him off.
That was, in order, confusing, adorable, and then depressing. I am not a pedophile, lady.