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Re: The Guitar Topic - B
David_Dovey:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 13:32 ---Ted Leo's ES-335 begs to shit in your mouth. And differ.
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Hey dogg nowhere did I say that black-burst isn't good but I will seriously cunt you if you suggest cherry-burst is shit again.
valley_parade:
OH GOD YOU'RE GETTING THE MR. MET TELE?
I love that fucking guitar. WELL DONE, SIR.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: glyphic on 05 May 2009, 12:50 ---Lately I have fallen in love with the Fender Hot Rod Deville 410. I also have fallen in love with having absolutely no money with which to procure one.
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I am currently fapping over the Blues DeVille 410. o/
--- Quote from: David_Dovey on 06 May 2009, 04:49 ---
--- Quote from: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 13:32 ---Ted Leo's ES-335 begs to shit in your mouth. And differ.
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Hey dogg nowhere did I say that black-burst isn't good but I will seriously cunt you if you suggest cherry-burst is shit again.
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Cherry-burst is shit.
(I need a good cunting, it's been ages since I got laid)
Ballard:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 06 May 2009, 05:12 ---OH GOD YOU'RE GETTING THE MR. MET TELE?
WELL DONE, SIR.
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(It may be known already that I am a huge Mets fan)
MadassAlex:
Hi, guys. I recently rediscovered an old blog post I made in a mostly-joking fashion, and I thought you guys might be amused:
--- Quote ---Fuck you, guitarists. You are collectively my least favourite kind of musician (except for drummers) because:
1. You are such competitive assholes that it gets in the way of playing good music.
2. You're obsessed with your own fucking idea of "good" music and the true path of guitar playing that you can't open your mind to other paths, and thus hamstring yourselves as musicians.
3. You imitate other guitarists so fucking much that you'll never develop as an individual musician.
4. You think you're hot shit when you can't play. You know that faggot from My Chemical Romance? Or, well, both of them? They might play for a shitty pop-rock band, but I'd bet all my guitars that they're better than you.
5. You play with no emotion. Fuck you all. No matter if you're shredding, playing the blues, or rock or funk or whatever. You all sound so fucking stale, learn to communicate you musically illiterate fuckwits.
6. You can't read standard notation. What kind of musician can't fucking read standard notation? You, evidently. Fuck you.
Guitarists are the worst musicians. Ever.
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This was the result of spending too much time on a guitar forum with people who were so insecure about their skills that they had to attack others and other genres whenever possible. I don't really think this way about guitarists, but there's an inkling of truth to this.
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