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Re: The Guitar Topic - B
Bastardous Bassist:
--- Quote from: NotAFanOfFenders on 24 Sep 2009, 22:39 ---You aren't shittalking the "Fireman"?
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Apparently it's more obvious that one's a joke? They're all jokes, which is my favorite part. I'm not sure if Paul Gilbert has the capacity to be serious.
Also, I've discovered a use for the Shredneck! No, wait, I haven't.
doombilly:
When they come out with my signature model, you'll have to pre-pay for the motherf()cker. They guitar will be delivered to ME once you pay for it. I'll play it until I get drunk and leave it somewhere. The only unique feature will be a homing beacon/gps/thang that will tell you what pawn shop/land fill/whorehouse/blacklightenemapit it ended up at.
People with un-butt smelling pristine EC sig guitarz will be scorned in the best cases and torn to shreds (hubris style) in the worse. Whoever rips off the peen gets to keep that axe. But they have to abuse it. So basically only retarded people would want one, or more PC stated, people whose moms bought them the Gibsofuckasterator pictured above.
The end. Vote for me.
NotAFanOfFenders:
--- Quote from: glyphic on 25 Sep 2009, 10:28 ---I love the slideshow at top-right. It looks to me like nearly everyone is holding the stupid thing upside down. Unless that's how you're supposed to hold it. Are you supposed to strum the damned thing? I don't understand a single thing about it!
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yeah the the tuners are at the bottom. Look at the inlays.
Still doesn't make sense though. It would be more practical to practice on a fuckin' Rock Band controller.
Bastardous Bassist:
--- Quote from: doombilly on 25 Sep 2009, 12:38 ---people whose moms bought them the Gibsofuckasterator pictured above.
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Hey, man. Some very decent people have parents who just have no fucking clue. So, you should change that probably to "people whose moms bought them the Gibsofuckasterator pictured above, on purpose.
Stewey:
Oh awesome, a guitar thread. :-D
The bit I don't get about the Jimi guitar is why aren't Fender making it? :?
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