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Author Topic: Re: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable, pt B  (Read 71078 times)

Gilead

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It is okay jeans, you don't have to pretend. We understand.
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My serpentine belt

Is that seriously the name of a car part? Are you sure the mechanic wasn't just fucking with you?

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It's real and it's a pain in the ass when they break.
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The first step in making friends with a girl is to stop thinking of her as "a girl" and start thinking of her as "an individual human being with whom I can interact socially because I, too, am an individual human being".

What I am trying to say is that if you just want to be friends with somebody then gender is irrelevant.

This is probably good advice. This is probably the best advice anyone has ever given me about making friends at all. Ever. I'll have to try this tonight when I work EVEN THOUGH I HAD THE NIGHT OFF ORIGINALLY. Oh well, now I get Friday off.
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I wish they would name more mechanical things like that. "I'm sorry but the griffen blades in your PC have stopped working" "damn I just updated them last week" "well you should probably have used the oil of Hydra that you were given by the lord and master of the right holy mechanical contrivences" "you mean the bloke in your shop called dave" "yeah, him."
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Oddly enough the "oh no boobs!" box in the background of todays comic is my usual reaction.

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Jens that is hella creepy. I hope you do not get raped one night when you are leaving work.
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if you are not a virgin but you have never given oral pleasure to a lady then that makes you a bit of a bastard in my opinion

Dude she said no when I tried.
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I have given oral pleasure to my lady. Apparently I am very, very good.
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I really hate when people feel the need to inform others of that sort of thing.
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Denn Du Bist, Was Du Isst   (you are what you eat)
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

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He's just keeping his options open by surreptitiously advertising. Just in case shit goes bad in the current relationship, you know?
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Pfft. Patrick, I don't think it's gonna work on you.
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I HAVE HAD A TERRIBLE DAY BUT NOW IT IS EXCELLENT

BECAUSE I AM TYPING THIS FROM MY NEW MACBOOK

IT IS BLACK AND EXCELLENT

Ohhhhh gooooooooooodddd
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King of Kings baby.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B12?

I can't imagine most North Americans getting this.
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Drill King -

I have not purchased a new computer in quite some time.

Is is possible to edit video with a newer mac book?
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I've had a pretty good day; my sore shoulder is still sore but I can move it in most directions without too much trouble and writing isn't an issue any more. Did lots of revision tonight for the exam on Friday and I'm feeling fairly confident :-)

Tomorrow I get to do a real film job! OK it's not a paid job and it's not particularly important but it's not just a little project that I'm doing in my spare time. My friend and I are going to a secondary school to film some interviews about a new course that they're running and then we're editing the footage into an interview, which is quite daunting because we've only done that once before on our own. Our teacher will be around to help but hopefully we won't need it too much.

I feel like even though I know I want to be a solicitor and possibly at some point do some teaching, it's great to know that there's this whole other career that I'm just playing with and testing out for a while. I've always loved films; maybe I can make them! It's awesome :-)
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There's this really handy "other thing" I'm going to write as a footnote to my abstract that I can probably explore these issues in. I think I'll call it my "dissertation."

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i've been in a really good mood today. 
i baked brownies from scratch for the first time ever and they turned out pretty okay.
i took to my dog to the groomer and now he smells so nice and he looks sooo lovely - i don't think a camera could even capture it.  usually he just looks like an idiot - i don't know what the groomer did but he looks pretty.  too bad tomorrow after i walk him he will smell like poo again.
i actually got thesis stuff done, and it wasn't stressful - i'm finally starting to have fun with it.
i have been dancing so much recently now that i actually have the time for it, and i think it's partly why i feel so happy and relaxed.
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Guys guys I have an audition for Albanian Idol on Thursdaaaaaaay I am excited.

I am also terrified oh god what if I fuck everything up ioemrgoimaweormv *headdesk*
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please sing that "take my breath away" song from Top Gun
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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B12?

Time to insert a large metal rod into her flesh!

I giggled. And then I got a little scared when I thought of evil bananas in pyjamas.
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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They're coming up the stairs. From the basement. FOR YOU.
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please sing that "take my breath away" song from Top Gun

I think you mean hiiiiiiighwaaaay tooo the daaangerzone



HIIIIIIGHWAAAY TOOO THE DAANGERZOOOOONE
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no.

Patrick is not nearly tough enough to sing that song and you should be ashamed for even suggesting such a thing.
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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.

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I can't imagine most North Americans getting this.

Location specific jokes are the best kind.
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[16:27] Ozy:  has joined the room
[16:27] Quietus: porn necklace!
[16:27] Quietus: Shove it up yer vag!
[16:27] Ozy: has left the room

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location-specific joke includes canadaland! i watched that all the time as a kid.
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Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

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I HAVE HAD A TERRIBLE DAY BUT NOW IT IS EXCELLENT

BECAUSE I AM TYPING THIS FROM MY NEW MACBOOK

IT IS BLACK AND EXCELLENT

Ohhhhh gooooooooooodddd

I KNOW RIGHT

THIS THING IS MY BUDDHA


ADDITION: Now I have the urge to record videos of myself in Photobooth and post them here.
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location-specific joke includes canadaland! i watched that all the time as a kid.

TVOKids?
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND

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while going through my old posts i found something too!





i can't believe i almost forgot about this!
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Dude I loved that post so fucking much.
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Dearest Blog Thread,

There was a cute boy on the bus today as I was on my way back to my apartment and I kept looking at him and he kept looking at me and I think we were both smiling but I did not have the guts to say anything and now I will probably never see him again.

*sigh*
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Liz, I have felt that a million times, except on trains. And with girls. And yeah, on buses.
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Man, this guy was possibly one of the best looking dudes I have ever seen. And we wasn't dressed up all douchebag-y or anything! It was so odd. Oh well, what can you do?
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I like that moment where you're at the stop waiting for your train and a different train is just pulling away and you look in the window and for a split-second you see someone who catches your attention before the train zooms off.

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I wish they would name more mechanical things like that. "I'm sorry but the griffen blades in your PC have stopped working" "damn I just updated them last week" "well you should probably have used the oil of Hydra that you were given by the lord and master of the right holy mechanical contrivences" "you mean the bloke in your shop called dave" "yeah, him."

"Looks like your hitler gasket's broken again, that's gonna cost ya."

Also guys I am officially in film school now only I do not have anywhere to live in sydney and it is becoming really impossible to get a place, this is not good : I.
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Sorry about the room.  :-(

I'll let you know if I hear of anything else.

(Try looking up share-houses on gum tree. Also, this is the facebook group for rental and share housing in Sydney)
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 

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Sorry Mai.

I could not resist.
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that is a legitimately terrifying photo.

like, i have never murdered anyone (as far as i know) but if i ever did i imagine that's the sort of face i'd make moments before doing so.
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Oh man, so I had this dream that was pretty cool. In it, I got into Kris's pants. But not in the way most of you are thinking, she actually somehow got the pants torn up so she didn't want to wear them. So, being intellectuals, we formulated a joke that I got into her pants. This is what the dream revolved around, that joke. Also, for some reason, her dad was trying to tell me something complicated, but he didn't know how to say it in english. So he kept saying it in norwegian, and then trying to think of the english words for what it was he was saying.

I need to stop eating so much candy before going to sleep.
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Sorry about the room.  :-(

I'll let you know if I hear of anything else.

(Try looking up share-houses on gum tree. Also, this is the facebook group for rental and share housing in Sydney)

Nick you broke my heart and I'll never forgive you.

Also thanks for the links maybe they'll be helpful.
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Jens, you bastard.
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 :psyduck: psyduck is the most appropriate right now. FUUUUKC

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no.

Patrick is not nearly tough enough to sing that song and you should be ashamed for even suggesting such a thing.

Dude I can sing the song, I just don't think the world could handle it if I played it on a guitar that doesn't sound like shit.
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Jens you know what this means.

This means I will be serenaded at some point. You cannot avoid me.
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Fuck, I hate having the flu. My fever was down on Monday (after Saturday and Sunday being awful), so I figured that maybe it was passing and even went to what I thought was an important introductory lecture (ended up being 30 minutes of repeating what was already put online..), but then yesterday it was up to like 102.5 again, and that was another awful day. Woke up today, felt a lot better, so I decided that okay, I would get my act together and try to have a good day. Showered, dressed nicely, made a good breakfast and all that.. And now I've been up for 2 hours, and I feel like crap again, with a fever, headache, sore throat and stuffy nose. This is of course also my first week of school, so I'm missing multiple lectures. Good times.
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I can feel your pain, ladybug, I'm down with the flu, too and I'm supposed to write exams next week. Staying in halls when you have the flu is very uncool. :/ I'm wondering why I could not have been hit by the flu a week ago when I was at home and had people to take care of me.

My cat's pretty sick, too. For the case that he dies, I instructed my family not to tell me about it until I'm better.

On the upside, my hair is looking pretty good today and the heating is working again!
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It's amazing that a certain percentage of people just will not ask for help with computer problems.

They will sit and fuss and fume but they won't ask for help at all.

I am sitting RIGHT THERE at the help desk.  Just take the fifteen foot walk and ask me why the start button won't work and I will tell you that it has been disabled on the library computers and you have to use the desktop shortcut to get to the Internet browser.


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