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Re: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable, pt B

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mooface:
but my boy is in dublin and i miss hiiiim  :cry:

boston is one of the alternatives i am looking at if i'm not able to stay in europe, though.

valley_parade:
Bah, move him too.

Patrick:
This is my checklist for the 24 hours leading up to my flight.

- pack
- finish downloading Elliot Smith
- finish buying gifts for family and friends
- ship some shit
- print out receipt and itinerary for my flights
- get on plane and immediately lose consciousness
- not wind up sitting next to some nasty-smelling fat guy on said plane

As you can see, it is a work in progress.

tania:
i went to the convenient store by my house to pick up a case of red bull for my last two finals (i know it is bad but this is how i get things done, trust me i have a STRATEGY) and the guy there was real nice and felt sorry for me and gave me two cases for the price of one! plus some free gum.
i am never going to sleep again

Scandanavian War Machine:
last night a few friends and i went to this new, little bar in town and i swear the guy who designed it must be some kind of oblivious giant because everything in that place is waaay too high off the ground.

the bar itself is almost as high as my shoulders when sitting at it, which is actually pretty sweet because it makes it impossible for anyone to look tough when they're sitting there. the urinal in the bathroom was also ridiculously high off the ground; if i was an inch or two shorter, i'd have to stand on my toes to pee in it, and i'm pretty average height (5'9" ish). also, i didn't see it for myself, but my lady friend said that her feet literally didn't touch the ground when she was peeing in the women's bathroom.

basically i am going to buy some platform shoes and invite all my shortest friends to come hang out at this bar and mess with their heads.

"dude, did you get...shorter?"

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