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Re: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable, pt B
RedLion:
Re: stove disasters
- When I was 14, I threw a pizza in the oven when I had a friend over, and we went downstairs to play video games and forgot about the pizza posthaste. About 2 hours later the smoke alarm upstairs we off. We came up and the entire upper floor was full of smoke. When I finally got around to taking the pizza out, it was just this bubbling pile of black ooze. Delicious!
Ozymandias:
That is the most horrible thing I have ever read now.
RedLion:
what the hell sam.
Alex C:
I have also ruined a frozen pizza. The first time I ever bought one of those pricier frozen pizzas (DiGiorno or Freschetta, I forget which) I neglected to notice there was a card board disc under it. That isn't as unreasonable as it first sounds: the circumference of the pizza actually far exceeded that of the cardboard, plus they were stuck together. That's why it was particularly bittersweet when the pizza came out looking delicious but smelled of the burnt cardboard it was bonded to. Everything seemed perfect, but it wasn't.
Dazed:
I set my friend's microwave on fire once when I was a kid, making popcorn. Apparently his microwave was a fucking ton stronger than mine, and I didn't realize, and thus there was much burnination.
Also, first semester at new college done. Whoooooooooo.
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