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Re: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable, pt B
Inlander:
--- Quote from: Gilead on 17 Dec 2008, 01:07 ---pretty melbourne girls.
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Depends which part of Melbourne you go to . . . Remember the golden rule: north of the river good, south of the river fake tanarrific!
IronOxide:
Why the hell would you have a fake tan in Australia? I am to understand that that place is bathed in so much sunlight and cheerful atmosphere that a pasty-skinned deviant such as myself would spend a mere five minutes outside before having two layers of my skin burned off.
Inlander:
--- Quote from: http://www.molechecks.com.au/aboutskin.htm ---Skin cancer rates in Australia are highest [sic] than anywhere else in the world. It is the most common form of cancer in Australia affecting all age groups from adolescents upwards.
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pen:
Maybe so they don't have to bathe in the sun for hours, or maybe they're fat and don't want to expose their body to the world while sunbathing? Maybe they work really really long hours and don't come out until night time but must have a tan to show off at parties... hooray skin cancer!
Yesterday, I saw 3 friends I hadn't seen in a really long time. It was really exciting!
Gilead:
--- Quote from: Inlander on 17 Dec 2008, 03:01 ---
--- Quote from: Gilead on 17 Dec 2008, 01:07 ---pretty melbourne girls.
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Depends which part of Melbourne you go to . . . Remember the golden rule: north of the river good, south of the river fake tanarrific!
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I'll be chilling with the hipster crowd mostly, no fake tans for me.
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