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Re: Whatever, Let's Have A Goddamn Blog Thread, But Try And Keep It Reasonable, pt B
Slick:
Clearly it was not that good of a joke if everybody missed it, don't worry.
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: Ptommydski on 16 Dec 2008, 17:16 ---Okay so, I feel like this is such a regular part of my life now that I should comment on this for posterity. As some of you may recall, I spent a week or so in hospital after having surgery on my nose and sinuses about a month ago. One of the many side effects is that once every other day, all of the blood clots and gunk which is somehow being produced by my closing wounds escapes in one completely hideous mass. Tonight the gooey, blood-soaked mass was literally two inches long of hardened mucus and scabs. They tend to discharge randomly during sneezes or when I blow my nose but tonight it caught in my nostril at about the half-way mark and I had to literally pull the rest of it from my nostril one agonising millimeter at a time. The top of your nostrils is quite small and it feels rather like giving birth to a little unwanted scab baby. It's certainly the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do on a daily basis and even worse is the fact that obviously I have to try to keep this action as discreet as possible, despite the fact that it often happens in public.
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I hope you saved it for next year's Secret Santa.
Stryc9Fuego:
Firstly, I just want to see that I would totally see a group called Lecherous Job. A group that Bad Things happen to all the time, but they get plenty of play, so it all evens out for them.
"Aww man, our drummer is in rehab again, but check out that blonde eyein' you, dude! ~HOTTT!~"
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Now on to more serious issues. I'm joining the ranks of people with cat troubles... though in comparison, mine aren't that bad. My wife and I got Harley shortly before we were married 11 years ago, and lately he hadn't been eating. At all. This had obviously been making him very tired and lethargic. In addition, he would vomit up whatever he would try to drink. Needless to say, we took him to the vet. It turns out he is having a problem with his thyroid and they gave us some pills to give to him (Have any of you cat owners ever had to give a pill to a cat? Not fun!). In addition, they gave us a kind of "food syringe" so we can mix wet cat food with water and force-feed him. He had lost 3 pounds in 2 days. Not bad for a person, but a cat going from 15 pounds to 12 pounds, it's a bit alarming.
It's been a couple of messy, messy days, but Harley is starting to eat on his own again, so we think he's through the worst of it. He's also a lot stronger and more alert. I would have posted this earlier, but I thought you guys would appreciate one of these posts having happy ending.
McTaggart:
Dammit Sam now I want to go clubbing again but I'm working all weekend and today was wednesday.
pwhodges:
--- Quote from: Slick on 17 Dec 2008, 06:38 ---Clearly it was not that good of a joke if everybody missed it, don't worry.
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Aww! I enjoyed it, though.
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