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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B

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Papersatan:
I think I just broke my sewing machine. I was sewing (drunk) and I was doing kind of some heavy work, (6 layers of flannel) I probably should have loosened the tension some, but... I am drunk.  The motor stopped making the needle move and is making a whining noise when I push the peddle.  I cleaned out the bit by the bobbin which didn't help.  I'll look at it tomorrow when I am sober, but I am a bit worried.  It was a cheap machine and it is years old.

Redball:
Hope you find out tomorrow it's just jammed or something. I'm not very responsible about a lot of things, house and yard work, diet, dental hygiene and other stuff, but I've followed a rule pretty closely not to use tools, work around electricity or do anything requiring some skill after even a glass of wine.

Bluesummers:
Why in God's name would you ever using a sewing machine while drunk?

I mean, obvious safety issues aside, who knows what mad contraptions you would construct...If it were me, I'd probably end up sewing a kevlar vest onto a baby's onesie or something...I don't even have kids.

...I don't even have a sewing machine...it's on my birthday wishlist, I hope the wife realizes my perpetual hints...

idontunderstand:
My good buddy from Iran wanted us to finish a quarter of whisky together. I got to one glass and a half and then I couldn't stomach it. I'm such a fucking amateur, huh? Meanwhile, he downed 6 glasses and I didn't even notice any intoxication. He's the scrawniest little pansy I've ever met but boy can he drink.  :psyduck:

Welu:
That sounds amazing. So much want.

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