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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B

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cesium133:
I work in a lab full of lasers.  :-D Currently as I sit here, I've got running a 50 W (yes, watts not milliwatts) fiber laser at 1064 nm, several ~50 mW lasers at 852 nm, and two 500 mW tapered amplifiers amplifying the 852 nm lasers. If I were collecting data today, I'd also be running an argon laser at 7 W to pump a dye laser that generates ~300 mW at 508 nm.

edit -- and we've got a 150 W CO2 laser that rarely gets used, as well as a pulsed Nd:YAG laser that has poked holes in stainless steel in the past.

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--- Quote from: Bluesummers on 25 Apr 2013, 19:59 ---
--- Quote from: ankhtahr on 21 Apr 2013, 11:24 ---I got a green one from Croatia, which is labelled 100mW, but I would estimate it to be somewhere around 20mW. Still better than what you get here. (5mW max.)

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Here you go. Convenient 1400mW laser, only $400 USD. Use responsibly.

WHY IS THIS IN THE ALCOHOL THREAD OH GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYES OUT :psyduck:

All their other products are pretty cool too. NOT FOR DRUNK PEOPLE :mrgreen:

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We've actually been half-seriously considering replacing our argon laser with a laser of that type (not necessarily from that company)... the dye we use in our dye laser has its peak absorption at 455 nm, so we could run the laser more efficiently with a pump near 455 nm rather than the argon laser's lines around 480 nm.

Thrillho:
I can't believe no-one's made a MiniMe joke.

...I love all three of those movies, I don't even care.

cesium133:
Oh, I've got a MiniMe for a lab assistant as well. I thought that was assumed.

GarandMarine:
And now some of my favorite toasts. Brought to you by RUM!


I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death,
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart,
If you fight, may you fight for a brother,
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
cheers

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!

Here's to a temperance supper,
With water in glasses tall,
And coffee and tea to end with--
And me not there at all!

Here's to you and here's to me
Friends forever shall we be
but should we ever disagree
Fuck you! Here's to me!

Thrillho:
I tend to toast 'gentlemen, to evil!'

Also I haven't eaten since 12pm and I've been hungry since then and I'm 3 drinks deep and I think the antibiotics have killed my resistance and WOOOO SLIGHTLY TIPSY

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