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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B

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Wasteroo:
wait shit I have homework tonight  :psyduck:

Allybee:
after blazing and seeing scott pilgrim on the big screen again(!), got drunk and danced. then spent a while explaining to the boy that has a crush on my best friend (that she also has a crush on) that he needs to ask her out. then I watched them make out on the dance floor. on one hand, I'm ecstatic cause I was hoping this would happen and she's wonderful and she completely deserves it.

on the other hand, I'm jealous. fuck. gonna go to bed now...

Patrick:

--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 17 Nov 2010, 12:49 ---First off, you have no way of knowing that the "Granddaddy Kush" you bought actually was that strain unless you got it from a licensed dispensary or someone who has a licensed connect.

--- End quote ---

This is the only part of yr post I can reasonably defend myself against. One of my uncles (not saying which) is a licensed farmer. He has never had any luck growing Granddaddy Kush. Very nearly everything else he's grown has been infinitely easier to get crystal-coated buds out of. The rest of what you said is true, and I gotta work on being less of a know-it-all prick.

Also, re. FourLoko: Last night was a night of three beers, a can of grape Loko, and several fatty rips off a bong. I have never before been blackout drunk. Apparently I passed out on the floor very early. Woke up several hours later to urinate, and I mistook my friend's closet for the bathroom. Fortunately I hadn't so much as unbuckled my belt before I was stopped. Quoth drunken Patrick: "Oh holy dog dick U.S.A. with a stinky cunt, why the fuck, so much... fuckin'... oh man, I'm so fuck-sorry. Shit, DRUGS MAN." Captured on my friend's mobile phone, he mercifully deleted it after playing it a good five times upon my waking.

KharBevNor:
I love how seriously some people take weed. Not in like a mocking way, like I am pleased to an extent that you guys exist, and have your strange little autistic ways. Like, I can roll a joint fine (I smoke roll-ups anyway) and I have a little bong and a grinder. I don't give a shit what the weed's called though. Obviously I can tell good from bad, but as long as it gets you stoned it's not too essential. Unlike alcohol, I don't think anyone really smokes weed for any purpose other than to get monged off their tits.

I cannot withdraw any money from my bank account for some reason. I am going to use the last £18 I have in my possession to stock up on a week and a half's worth of dry goods from Lidl and a small pouch of GV, then I'm going to smoke at least 50% of my stash and write some more DISSERTASHUNS. Then I shall make a stew! I may even buy some mushrooms to put in it, if I have the funds.

Might have some more cider upstairs as well, good times! (Bad times?)

Dollface:
oh hey guess whos drunk .....

i am so hows things?
are they good i saw that scott pilgrim movie so im awesome right? yes?
my thisgs hasbeen good and im happier than ever and now im goof
if you want to catsh me il shall be at esso cas stations
now i shall write fan fic iabout this boy forum

jordan:no! not there
while his yelss eccoed when gokart ride over him and jesus jerkedoff with winne the pohh
then laptop slammed pandas and yelled " APPLES AND PIES" james bond shooted everyone

BAM BAD BUM
yelled cheesse while i ate it but it was good one so all was good then eric apeared so i chased it and whe had chase but in the end he escaped from me andi still think hes the stephen fry .

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