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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Patrick:
--- Quote from: scarred on 15 Dec 2010, 18:12 ---speaking of which, have you ever seen a 115-pound already-drunk girl chug half a bottle of sailor jerry's?
it does not end prettily.
--- End quote ---
90 pounds, and yes
I was shocked she was even capable of discerning which direction to move her appendages, but during my first party after moving back to Livermore I ran into a friend of mine who is really, really tiny and REALLY REALLY ENERGETIC OH GOD. And after drinking so much she decided she wanted cuddles and wanted them RIGHT THE FUCK NOW so when I said no to laying down on the couch she seriously used both her arms and legs and went straight-up wrap on me, straight reppin' that Ekans shit. It wasn't her sudden weight addition to my back that hurt, so much as the rib crushing. This is why I don't drink with tiny swimmer girls anymore.
johnny5:
i lost my fantasy football semi final game by .5 points. at stake was a spot in the finals, with the winner taking 700 and the 2nd place taking 400. most i can win now is 150. i have a blunt rolled up for meself and trying to decide what to drink and play
scarred:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 19 Dec 2010, 11:54 ---This is why I don't drink with tiny swimmer girls anymore.
--- End quote ---
I dated one of those! It got weird when the smell of chlorine gave me a semi.
Ballard:
If by "weird" you mean "awesome"
johnny5:
well after i passed out from the blunt and various highballs, i woke up this morning to see that ESPN had adjusted my score to account for a fumble recovery. I won! Does this call for a celebratory high and drunk state?
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