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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B

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StaedlerMars:
I biked into a tree last night.

It was a pretty good argument for the whole "don't drive and use your cell phone at the same time" thing.

greenMonkey:
Over a month since this thread was updated = DRINK MOAR

First cyclocross race tomorrow = 30 minutes of pain and then recovery beers.  Many recovery beers.

Regress:
Pretty muich the only thing I like about working a real job is going out for drinks aftewards!

Edit: Drunk, Drunk, Drunk, Drunk

Lupercal:
So yeahhhhhhh i'm still drunk after waking up and finding humus under my sofa, a bra in the living room, and a bruise from my girlfriend above my eye. Wine plus friends equals get naked, apparently, although its worse when  you don't remember it. I know that I didn't do anything bad, apart from let it happen. Or instigate it. Or something.

C'mon body its like 12:34pm and I still feel drunk, jeeez

idontunderstand:
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. yeah right


you should try it. it's not that icky. it's OK. and. yeah. din't hesitate. be the first one in your neighbourhhood
to give it to her
up the
butt.

ok?

fine. now I shall be nown as the buttfuck indian. remember this. bye. fuck you. in the butt.

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