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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Thomas Edison:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 04 Oct 2011, 13:23 ---I know you were joking about coming here when you turn 21, but if you do, BRING AMPLE AMOUNTS OF THIS THING.
--- End quote ---
I wasn't joking. When I'm 21 I'm hitting America hard.
valley_parade:
Ryannnnnnnnn <3
LeeC:
my brother's 21st birthday as told to me by him on face book.
"well we all went out to the sports arena (bowling)
and i got pretty drunk
then we all went over to this bar downtown
i kept drinking then i blacked out
apparently this hot chick amy was like ryan come outside
i didnt hear her and she said come outside and ill make out with you
so i went outside lol
we sat outside in the middle of downtown and she pulled weed out and apparently i smoked it with her
i was groaping her and making out with her lmao
NO memory
then we go into the bar and the bartender is kicking us out cuz someone destroyed the paper towl rack
so i flip out and start flicking the bartender off and cussing
and i take the bar's flag out the holster and throw it on the ground
we finally leave and i dont remember denny's at all but apparently we went in there and i eventually passed out
they carried me to my friends car
left me in there for 15 minutes
i threw up all over myself and left my friends car
i started walking
this is when i came out of blackoutness
i was lost
i must of walked 4-5 miles
all my firends were looking for me
for 3 hrs
they called and filled a police report
it was cold as fuck out
and i ended up going to a cement block factory and losing my wallet there
i didnt have my phone cuz i was calling and texting ppl so my friend took that from me earlier that night
i tried to sleep at the cement factory but it was too damn cold
so i kept walking and eventually walked up to some random house
i went up to their truck and opened it up and hoped in
i slept in some dudes truck then woke up in the morning and called mom and dad lol"
Barmymoo:
Happy birthday, dude. You're an adult now.
greenMonkey:
Ah drunk thread. I've missed you. I have one thing to say: beer. That is all.
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