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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B

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Thomas Edison:
ladies

Omega Entity:
You probably won't have to shave it. Just get some peanut butter, rub it into the gum and it should come out.

Mister D Nomms:
Have you ever ate gum and chocolate at the same time? Maybe you can use that to melt it out.

syrupykeyboard:
My roommate's ferret
Shat in my shoe, and this is
NOT acceptable

I am a woman
But my body is stupid
And says I'm a man

I work night-shift at
Circle K; it is a real
Fucking shitty job

I do not get paid
Enough to take your bitching;
GIVE ME YOUR I.D.

Use the right trash bag
For fuck's sake it is not hard
Dumb-Ass co-worker

Oh dear God; Mad Dog
Is such as a fool's liquor
Am I addicted?

In July my lease
Is up; what in the hell am
I gonna do then?

I am not quite sure
If this should go in this thread
Or the bloggy one;

But I am now drunk
So it goes in "Sober" thread?
I am so sorry

I wish that my face
Was minty fresh; but alas!
It will never be

Toba:
I PROCRASTINATE THINGS THAT I LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

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