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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER, pt B
Bluesummers:
My wife and I have to be the saddest excuse for party animals....We've been cleaning the bedroom, and what do we find:
1 Bottle of Bacardi
3 Bottles of Pistachio Creme Rum (from Curacao)
1 Bottle of Icewine (that shit costs over $100 for a 180mL bottle)
3 Bottles of Malbec
4 Bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon
1 Can of Modelo
and 1 Bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.
ALL UNOPENED. I can't even remember buying half this stuff.
idontunderstand:
In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?
Carl-E:
Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...
Welu:
--- Quote from: Redball on 02 Jan 2013, 08:45 ---
--- Quote from: Carl-E on 02 Jan 2013, 08:00 ---The full phrase is, "Hair of the dog that bit you". I think it's akin to the homeopathic notion that similarity can develop resistance - if the dog that bit you is alcohol, then a little of its hair (a small snort or perhaps some wine) can help "cure" the "bite" of the hangover.
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From wikipedia: The expression originally referred to a method of treatment of a rabid dog bite by placing hair from the dog in the bite wound.
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Aaaah! I can feel that. I used to get big grazes where there'd just be a big open wound and shit would get stuck in them all the time and I developed a minor compulsion for, rather than properly cleaning, picking out the bits of dirt or whatever with tweezers or my nails if they were long enough. Sometimes somehow a long hair would be in it and the wound would have started to scab and pulling it out was a bizarre feeling.
Also I'm not drunk right now. I don't think the college class I'm in would appove.
Bluesummers:
--- Quote from: Carl-E on 07 Jan 2013, 04:02 ---Sounds like your attempts at drunken sex got sidetracked by the sex...
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It usually does.
--- Quote from: idontunderstand on 07 Jan 2013, 01:24 ---In the bedroom? Like, under the pillows?
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Like, everywhere. There was so much goddamn clutter...we found the box of wine (not a Box'o'wine, but a box with 12 bottles) next to the bed, the schnapps near the door (how I walked by it every day without noticing, I have no idea), the Bacardi under the pillow (you're welcome), the Modelo on top of the TV... The Icewine was in the wine cooler, WHICH I DID NOT KNOW WAS THERE, and there was also an opened 200mL Courvoisier bottle, which is full of a clear liquid...it tastes like moonshine, and it probably is.
Now I know what the soft, whirring white noise is...all this time I thought it was the wind, but it turns out there's a 5 Cu.Ft. wine cooler in the corner of the bedroom. I dunno, I guess Santa left it for us...several years ago.
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