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QC Captions Vol. 155

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DSL:
MARIGOLD: "Did you know you can save 15 percent off your car insurance by switching to GEICO?"
MOMO: "Everybody knows that."

(beat)

MARIGOLD: "OK, did  you know Pintsize lost his head?"

(or)

MARIGOLD: "Is Hannelore going to be all right?"
MOMO: "Probably. I just want to look up possible drug interactions between Ativan and topical antibiotics."

Skewbrow:
Marigold: "I got so brave, drugged in head, lost my discretion."
Momo: "It's ok."
Marigold: "It felt so right."
Momo: "Honestly. It's ok."
Marigold: "And I liked it."
Momo: "Damn it. Nothing's wrong with you. It. Is. Ok."

Border Reiver:
Marigold:  "Do you think I'm going to see him again?"

Momo:  "Can't talk now, getting a message from Pintsize about Marten.  I need context.  Apparently, he just gave Marten a little head."

Is it cold in here?:
Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."

Zebediah:

--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 25 Feb 2014, 10:19 ---Marigold: "Was this towel appropriate to wear to the opera with Dale?"
Momo: "My social protocol database says you're in the clear if breasts and genitals are covered."

--- End quote ---

Marigold: "I'd better not bend over too far, then."
Momo: "My social protocol database also suggests that Dale would enjoy it very much if you did."

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