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Skewbrow:
Pintsize: "At least part of me gets to totally be a glorified dildo."
Faye: "Hmm. I just got an idea for the next coffee machine."
Marten: "Get real. Nobody's gonna pay to drink liquid oozing out of a dildo."
Pintsize: "Actually http://www....."

I really want to know what happened to that bonercat coffee machine.

FunkyTuba:
Purple-dildoheaded-Pintsize: I make toast fun!
Pintsize Head: Dude, we need to work on your lines.

Thrudd:
Faye: I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.
Marten: Those weapons of mass dysfunction have got to be somewhere!
Purple-Marten: There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.
Pintsize Head:  L. O. L. They misunderestimated me.

Storel:

--- Quote from: Zebediah on 03 Mar 2014, 07:19 ---Faye: "So he downloaded a program that was supposed to modify his structure to more accurately represent his personality?"
Marten: "Nailed it, I think."

--- End quote ---

Indeed.

Thrudd:

Faye: So this is your answer to dickbutt
Marten: He is rather stupid but doesn't initiate as much mayhem  [sip] Just don't let him sneak up behind you.
Purple-Marten:  I will TOTALLY be your glorified dildo. I make posts.
Pintsize-Couch:  I've stagnated. My wacky antics have become tired, predictable, PASSE. I need to take my art to the next level, but I can't find the proper muse. I will find a cold, grey beach and stand on it, staring out to sea. I will smoke a cigarette and ask the waves rhetorical questions about existence. Easy on the cushions you two.

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