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QC Captions Vol. 157

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Zebediah:
Emily: "Wait, so she wanted to bang Marten but didn't?"
Claire: "Yeah, she led him on for months, but her head was so messed up that she couldn't go through with it! Isn't that the most pathetically lame thing you ever heard?"
Faye: "YOU... ARE... GOING... TO... DIE!"

DSL:
EMILY: "So the lady who owns this place lived with Marten and they broke up 'cuz she was messed up and now she might have a chance at a stable relationship and this lady here who's angry wanted to date him and didn't and now she's in a stable relationship with a guy ... ?"
CLAIRE: "Yeah! He's exactly the opposite of a home-wrecker, if you think about it!"
FAYE: "I'm warning you two ... "
EMILY: "Ms. Hubbert says she's exothermic or something."
CLAIRE: "Yeah, but I'm not sure what she means by that. And Doc Ellicott's daughter -- remember, she's the one you turned orange at the lake party? -- says she's soporific. Something to do with her boobs."
FAYE: "You two. OUT. NOW."

DrBear:
Emily: You're going to WHAT?
Claire: Now that I've got the pierced ears and HEEEEELLLLS, I'm getting boobs like Faye's!
Faye: Hey, these are my trademark!

Thrudd:

Emily: "Music happen to be the food of love."
Claire: "Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side."
Pugnacious Peach: "It a gonna burn."

FunkyTuba:
Collab:

Emily: Yes, they have no bananas today :(

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