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QC Captions Vol. 161

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Is it cold in here?:

--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 07 Apr 2014, 06:34 ---Faye: "Steady now. 20 more turns and they will be done."
Cosette: "I'm sorry I broke the smoothie blender"

--- End quote ---

We have a winner.

questionablydiscontent:
FAYE: Hold still, there's a bucket on your head.
COSETTE (muffled): I CAN'T HEAR YOU; THERE'S A BUCKET ON MY HEAD!
edit: a winner was declared while you were replying

COSETTE: And it hit the janitor's bucket, which flew into the air onto my head! Argh!
FAYE: Believe me, this is not the first time Rube Goldberg-like events  have claimed a victim. And it probably won't be the last.
SPIDER IN THE BASEMENT: Good work, my fellow arachnids. Soon, Coffee of Doom shall be under our control!
SPIDERS: *sinister, high-pitched laughter*

DSL:
COSETTE (muffled): "I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
REV. MOTHER FAYE-US HELLION MOHIAM: "Yes, yes, thee art human, sort of. But why you thought this bucket was a gom jabbar, or thinking that, stuck your head in it, is beyond me."

DSL:
COSETTE: "I'm a silly young girl from Nantucket
And I stuck my head in this bucket
With spiders it's jammed
In my ears they are crammed ..."

FAYE: "... I can't get it loose. Oh, well, fuck it."

EDITED for spiders.

Zebediah:
Now we have a winner.  :-D

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