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WCDT: 2681-2685 (April 14 - April 18, 2014) Weekly Comics Discussion Thread
Is it cold in here?:
Ancient joke:
Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"
"Fuck my wife!"
"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"
"Take off these fucking combat boots!"
jwhouk:
It's Hanner Time!
Please Hanner don't hurt 'em 8 (12.9%)
She came from a land down Hanner 5 (8.1%)
Hannersplosion! 6 (9.7%)
Release the virus 7 (11.3%)
Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth 2 (3.2%)
She Bangs (or Barfs) 1 (1.6%)
Hannelore's Silver Hammer 11 (17.7%)
Hanner of the Gods 22 (35.5%)
Total Members Voted: 62
Nepiophage:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Apr 2014, 13:57 ---Ancient joke:
Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"
"Fuck my wife!"
"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"
"Take off these fucking combat boots!"
--- End quote ---
An even older example is here
DSL:
--- Quote from: Nepiophage on 21 Apr 2014, 05:50 ---
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Apr 2014, 13:57 ---Ancient joke:
Reporter meets the returning troop ship and, hoping for a human interest story, asks a returning GI "What's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?"
"Fuck my wife!"
"Ahh -- OK. Don't think we can print that. What's the second thing you're going to do?"
"Take off these fucking combat boots!"
--- End quote ---
An even older example is here
--- End quote ---
I read the same joke involving a Finnish soldier returning home after fighting Russians ... while on skis.
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