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QC Captions Vol. 164

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iduguphergrave:
Hey folks! Happy Spring! FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy

jwhouk:
Jim: "So how do you know Veronica?"
Dora: "She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. And I used to diddle to her photos when I was Sam's age."
Sam: "What's 'diddle' mean?"


God, I don't know why my brain's in the gutter all of a sudden...

Skewbrow:
Jim: "Could I ask you for a favor. I have a date. I'm outta blades. The drug store is closed for the day. And I really need to shave."
Dora: "Sure, but mine has just taken off Dora Bianchi International Airport. Are you sure you don't wanna ask Faye here?"
Sam: "No way! Faye's swords won't go anywhere near my Dad's chin!"

Border Reiver:
Jim:  "How did you get up there so fast?"

Dora:  "Do you really want to know?"

Sam:  "Seriously Dad, do you ever pay attention?"

Detachable Felix:
Jim: "I have to know-"

Dora: "about as thick as my forearm, and roughly as dexterous."

Sam: "Daaaaaaaang"


(EDIT: bah, where has all my creativity gone. I used to be better at captioning, I swear)

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