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His issue isn't standing up, his issue is having shitty aim and not cleaning up after himself.
LeeC:
Sorflakne:
So in World of Warcraft, your character gets their own garrison. In this garrison are target dummies so you can practice your tanking, dpsing, or healing abilities. The tank and dps dummies used to be right next to each other, which lead to a lot of dps'ers dying because the tank dummy was hitting them for ridiculous damage if they stood in the wrong place. Blizzard swapped the positions of the healing and dps dummies to fix this, and while I'm glad they did, I wish they'd moved the dummies farther apart, because even when I stand as far from the tank dummy as I can while hitting the dps dummy, my cleave attacks are still hitting the tank dummy (it can't hit me because I'm too far out of range, but I can still hit it??).
If you're wondering why I'm not posting this on the WoW forums, it's because I've been around long enough to know how Blizz works. It goes something like this:
Players: Hey Blizz? Thanks for moving the dummies so the tank one doesn't gib us, but our cleaves are still hitting it from like ten yards away. Can you move them farther apart?
Blizz: Sure, we'll take a look.
Players: Cool, thanks!
*next hotfix/patch notes*
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- All melee cleave ranges have been reduced by five(5) yards
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Players: WTF BLIZZ???!!
Blizz: We fixed an issue where players were unintentionally hitting two dummies with cleave attacks, what's the problem?
Players: ...
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I just want a solitary dummy that I can practice single target dps on -.-
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