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Is it cold in here?:
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
~ Emo Phillips
JoeCovenant:
--- Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 10 Dec 2019, 10:37 ---I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
~ Emo Phillips
--- End quote ---
People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
~ Emo Phillips
LeeC:
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
~Arthur C. Clarke
cesium133:
I’m not a member of an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.
~ Will Rogers
Morituri:
Just imagining the world a hundred years hence - in some soft-sci-fi future where we get contacted by Aliens.....
"You know, it would probably be easier to build healthy diplomatic relations with the Reticulans if Reticulan pirates, crooks, and smugglers hadn't been using Earth as a hideout for decades before we were officially discovered. And as if that's not bad enough, some of them developed a sex tourism side business abducting people, drugging them, and pimping them out to be raped by weird little butt-sex freaks with anal probes.
Anyway, that's all in the back of people's heads, right? Our first impression of them was made by some of their most vile crooks. So when these English farmers bring their relatively minor class action suit for crop damage, it's going to be a bit hard to find a venue capable of giving them a fair trial...."
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