Topic: QC Captions Vol. 174 (Read 5019 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 06 Jul 2014, 17:50 »

Hey ya'll. PANEL:

Enjoy!

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 17:51 »

Marten: Is that Panama Red?
Tai: No, it's Colorado Cerise.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 17:53 »

Marten: "I told you that dog whistle would not make for a good pipe."
Tai: "Shut up. The pink elephant-dragons are loving this!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #3 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 17:54 »

Marten: Are you smoking pot out in the open?
Tai: No, this pipe blows bubbles.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 18:23 »

Marten: "You do know how to whistle, don't you?"
Tai: "Just put your lips together and blow."

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #5 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 20:16 »

Marten: Won't you fail the drug-test --
Tai: No because I am studying.

***

Marten: Won't you fail the drug-test --
Tai: Nah, going to pull an all-nighter here.

cesium133 · « **Reply #6 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 20:23 »

Marten: Where did you get that pipe?
Tai: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

DrBear · « **Reply #7 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 20:41 »

MAR: We don't need a kazoo player in Deathmole
TAI: Sorry, it's the only instrument I play.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 06 Jul 2014, 21:19 »

Marten: Are you ready?
Tai: [sluuuurp ahhhhh] I was born ready.

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 Jul 2014, 07:19 »

MARTEN: "Will that one be a giraffe?"
TAI: "Maybe a dachshund."

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 Jul 2014, 19:16 »

And now, in Simlish:

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #11 on:** 10 Jul 2014, 22:03 »

Marten: Do you think Faye will crack? Is Sven really that irresistible?
Tai: Dude's got a great butt.
Dora(off screen): NYYARRRRRRRGGGH!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #12 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 00:46 »

I thought for sure everyone had fled to the WCDT this week. It's been so quiet so I figured one image would be enough.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #13 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 08:44 »

Sorry, I've been taking a break the last few weeks...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 10:25 »

Did we say you could have a life?!

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 13:56 »

Hmmm.

MARTEN: "Sorry, I was taking a break."
TAI: "Did we say you could have a life?"

Meta?

Skewbrow · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 15:20 »

Tai: "Oh, Marty. You're sometimes so innocent that it hurts. This is not a whistle. I'm experimenting with new ways of enjoying my pot."
Marten: "That pack of 15 dogs that just turned around the corner may have a different opinion."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #17 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 16:20 »

Gettin a head start on next weeks guest kookiness!

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #18 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 17:03 »

Haz: Butts.
Jamie: Butts?

cesium133 · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 17:58 »

Hazel: No matter what I tried, I couldn't get that cute guy's attention. I gave him my number three times!
Jamie: That guy over there? He just told me he was in love with me. What kind of weirdo reads a book about the Crusades in a bar, anyway?

~~SuctionCup Caper Two~~ · « **Reply #20 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 19:12 »

H: I know he needs to keep the strip fresh and all but adding another character right before guest week.. eeehh...
J: What, you don't like Sven of Nein?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #21 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 19:53 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 11 Jul 2014, 17:58

Hazel: No matter what I tried, I couldn't get that cute guy's attention. I gave him my number three times!
Jamie: That guy over there? He just told me he was in love with me. What kind of weirdo reads a book about the Crusades in a bar, anyway?

I loled

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Jul 2014, 23:38 »

Hazel: "So I figure we won't feature in next week's strips either as Danielle's on holiday too.."

Jamie: "Wait, Jeph and Danielle are both on holidays? At the same time? What could this mean? *changes into Love Detective outfit*"

In my defense, I never saw the 'no shipping' rules as applying to the authors themselves

... I'll leave now.

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DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Jul 2014, 13:00 »

HAZEL: "This universe is weird. The bartender doesn't know any magic drinks and there's a guy peeing in the sink in the ladies' room."
JAMIE: "I know, right? I just had to kick the ass of a chick who tried muy thai on me."
HAZEL: "And just before we crossed over, I asked my mom if she was a roller derby girl, and she just said, 'no dear,' and kept digging in the garden. She must be planting a tree or something."
JAMIE: "Shit. Let's get back before we start getting drawn by Willis."

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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 174 (Read 5019 times)

TheEvilDog