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There once was a limerick thread
Akima:
--- Quote from: cesium133 on 29 Sep 2014, 18:02 ---
--- Quote from: FunkyTuba on 29 Sep 2014, 18:01 ---Geography's not my strong suit
--- End quote ---
But Italy looks like a boot
--- End quote ---
As all observers are pickin'
China looks like a chicken,
The Americas a duck, looked at skewed.
An Australian girl over thirty,
Said "Limericks ought to be dirty.
I have never seen,
Examples so clean.
If you don't buck up I'll get shirty."
Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
Pilchard123:
--- Quote from: cesium133 on 29 Sep 2014, 18:02 ---
--- Quote from: FunkyTuba on 29 Sep 2014, 18:01 ---Geography's not my strong suit
--- End quote ---
But Italy looks like a boot
--- End quote ---
Britain looks like a pig
And a witch in a wig
So I'll shoehorn this in: I am Groot
cesium133:
--- Quote from: Akima on 30 Sep 2014, 00:12 ---Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
--- End quote ---
Please don't let this involve just one cup...
FunkyTuba:
(sorry cesium, this line neither rhymes nor scans... maybe we can salvage it for later
--- Quote from: cesium133 on 30 Sep 2014, 05:19 ---Please don't let this involve just one cup...
--- End quote ---
--- Quote from: Akima on 30 Sep 2014, 00:12 ---Tai and Dora decided to shack up...
--- End quote ---
Dora said "Honey don't get your back up,
but this drawer won't suffice
for that kind of 'device'
so we might need to put a big rack up"
Edit: tuned up the last line and showed the stressed syllables
FunkyTuba:
To Dora, Tai said "It's a fact:
between us there's not a big rack
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