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Pilchard123:
Wut?

Valérie Pickles:

--- Quote from: Pilchard123 on 03 Nov 2014, 10:31 ---There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
[...]

--- End quote ---
"Firing pips out of his willy" - Alan Davies

Pilchard123:
I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that one.😈:D

Valérie Pickles:
There once was a Once-Ler who was
Removed from the forests because
The Lorax had said
In a tone full of dread
"You're taking too much of their fuzz!"

FunkyTuba:

--- Quote from: Pilchard123 on 03 Nov 2014, 10:50 ---Wut?

--- End quote ---

Was trying to turn it to QC... I imagined the stairs were in Faye's apartment building and she killed him because he was in her way. It made for a neat internal rhyme but kill->killy as a reverse-transitive verb is probably too much of a stretch.

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