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QC Captions Vol. 187

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Is it cold in here?:
That could be done right now with Veronica.

Thrudd:

CLAIRE: Mom! I'm mortified.
ClaireMom: Hi mortified! I'm mom.
CLAIRE: That's a dad joke..
ClaireMom: I am the Mother. I am the father. Maternis, Paternis.
CLAIRE: . . . Oh Ehm Geeee ....

Zebediah:
Claire: "He's eating CLINTON?"
Mom: "Not all of him, dear. Your brother has been wanting some more robotic body parts for a while, and why let good meat go to waste?"
Marten: Oh my god, I thought this was sausage...







Zebediah: Oh my god, did I really go there? Yes. Yes I did.  :psyduck:

DSL:
Depends, Zebediah. Patties or links?

jwhouk:
CLAIRE: "MOTHER!"

MOM: "Now, now, it's already been settled. You're getting the flower print place settings. Now let the man finish his pancakes before we get you registered at Nordstrom's."

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