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Jurassic Park
Jimmy the Squid:
From what I understand Jurassic World is set 22 years after Jurassic Park where, as mentioned upthread, Isla Nublar has been functioning as a dinosaur amusement park for a few years and then something obviously goes wrong. Wheeeeeeeee!
BenRG:
--- Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 25 Nov 2014, 04:58 ---From what I understand Jurassic World is set 22 years after Jurassic Park where, as mentioned upthread, Isla Nublar has been functioning as a dinosaur amusement park for a few years and then something obviously goes wrong. Wheeeeeeeee!
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I'd call that a Darwin Award moment.
Lives were lost during the original development program. Lives were lost due to people entering the livestock storage area. Lives were lost when people visited the park island again. Simply put, every time people came close to these things, lives were lost. Whoever thought that they'd get it right this time obviously is immune to education.
Pilchard123:
Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?
There's monsters ev'rywhere
And tou-rists are dumb
J:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFinNxS5KN4
so, yeah.
ok, three things:
1: cliche monster-movie premise is cliche. buuut, 'amusement park attractions run amok due to poor safety measures' wasn't exactly the most original thing either
B) i predict one of two things is going to happen at some point during the plot, either:
a) the Frankensaurus will kill a motherfucking T-rex to show how badass it is, or
b) the Frankensaurus will kill a spinosaurus as apology for that scene that gareth loves so much from JP3. in which case, the main characters will probably at some point be rescued by the intervention of a motherfucking T-rex (deus rex machina).
and thirdly; i kinda like the Jaws gag, but i really wish they'd given Ariana Richards a cameo as the kid's mom
kryptoknight:
The park looks absolutely amazing. I kinda wish it were real. However I think that if the people running it are stupid enough to breed carnivores then they deserve what's coming (Especially after the events of the first three films.) Seriously. It's a creature the size of a city bus that thinks you look like a tasty little snack. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT?!
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