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QC Captions Vol. 196
valkygrrl:
CLAIRE: And now they're saying he needs a _male_ role model.
CLAIREMOM: Welcome to the patriarchy dear.
Thrudd:
CLAIREMOM: I followed Mr Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
CLAIRE: Even though you can't read Italian, mirrored or otherwise?
CLAIREMOM: No, but I have done a lot of models in my time.
CLAIRE: When will the killing end?
CLAIREMOM: You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think I too yearn to end this damned dirty job?
CLAIRE: Frankly, No.
Zebediah:
Claire: "BUTTS! BUTTS! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BUTTS!"
Mom: "What's wrong with that? Marten does have a nice butt."
FunkyTuba:
Claire: It's JUST A BIG RAINSTORM... why is everybody in California freaking out?
Clairemom: Oh, you know those left coasters, dear, not everyone can be as hardy as us Western Mass stock
Claire: Take back what you just said about Marten!
Half Empty Coffee Cup:
Now imagining Marten getting swept away by the big storm that's been hovering over the Northeast for three days.
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