Topic: QC Captions Vol. 202 (Read 3687 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 25 Jan 2015, 13:07 »

Let have some silliness to balance out this weeks likely depressing comic-fest. FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Half Empty Coffee Cup · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 13:15 »

HARRIET: How are we still alive after that?
YELLING BIRD: IF WE'RE STILL IN RANDY'S HELLSCAPE, I'M GOING TO SCALP HIM AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 13:36 »

HARRIET: "Do those clouds look like butts to you?"
YB: "EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE BUTTS! BUTTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!"

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 16:19 »

HARRIET: "What do I see, you ask? The stars. I see the stars. And I'm reminded of news of the discovery of planets around some of them, and the thought that some of them may be planets like our own, which leads me to think they may harbor life in a form we might find familiar. And from that I conclude we are not alone in the universe."
YELLING BIRD: "I CONCLUDE SOMEONE HAS FUCKING STOLEN OUR TENT. AND STUFFED IT UP MY CLOACA."

Yes, it's the Holmes-Watson joke from the World's Funniest Joke search. Loses something in the translation to YB-speak, dunnit?

cesium133 · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 16:23 »

Harriet: I am never drinking tequila again.
YELLING BIRD: YOU SAY THAT EVERY FUCKING MORNING, CUNTMASTER.

Zebediah · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 17:28 »

Harriet: "That was the best sex I've ever had."
Yelling Bird: "I FUCKING WISH I COULD SAY IT WAS GODDAMNED MUTUAL! THAT MOTHERFUCKING SEAGULL HAD A FAR TIGHTER ASS THAN YOU!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 19:16 »

Harriet: "Woah, the last week of comics has seriously made me take a good long look at my life...."
Yelling Bird: "MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT ALL FUCKING JUDGEMENT DAY!"

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Jan 2015, 22:44 »

Harriet: Do you think I'll ever get any serious character development?
Yelling Bird: Don't count on it, tit-bitch.

Harriet: Did you ever look at your speech bubbles? I mean, realllly look at them?
Yelling Bird: All I know is my "Speech Bubble" is huge and dangling down below me.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Jan 2015, 18:57 »

Unfortunately the two ideas I had have already been used

Harriet: How did that beast only rip my shirt and not take my head off?
Yelling Bird: BEATS ME, I WAS TOO BUSY COCK-SLAPPING IT TO DEATH TO CARE ABOUT YOU.

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 27 Jan 2015, 10:04 »

HARRIET: "The ... colors ... "
YB: "NEXT TIME BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE."

Orkboy · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 Jan 2015, 21:18 »

HARRIET: You ever feel unimportant? Like, a filler comic for the universe?
YB: EASY ON THE FOURTH WALL THERE, DICKMOUTH.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Jan 2015, 14:23 »

muahaha

BenRG · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Jan 2015, 14:26 »

OLD LADY 1: "Look! Young'uns! Remember when we didn't sag?"

OLD LADY 2: "Ha! They'll learn! They'll learn!"

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Jan 2015, 15:52 »

Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute pilates instructor?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 Jan 2015, 20:06 »

Teacher 1: ...and so I sent him to the principal's office!
Teacher 2: Ha! Never thought Newton Nudist Colony Highschool would ever have a dress code violation!

cesium133 · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 Jan 2015, 20:09 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 28 Jan 2015, 15:52

Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute pilates instructor?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"

Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute brunette over there?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 29 Jan 2015, 04:09 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 28 Jan 2015, 20:09

Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute brunette over there?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"

BOOM. I'm out. Next time, Cesium, next time!

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 29 Jan 2015, 04:16 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 28 Jan 2015, 20:09

Quote from: Zebediah on 28 Jan 2015, 15:52
Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute pilates instructor?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"
Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute brunette over there?"
Old Lady 2: "You're on!"

Old Lady 1: "Threesome with that cute brunette over there?"
Old Lady 2: "Which one, the curvy one or the skinny one?"
Old Lady 1: "Oh, what the hell, foursome!"
Old Lady 2: "The blonde is pretty cute too!"
Old Lady 1: "Now you're talking! Fivesome!"
Old Lady 2: "Just like at Altamont!"
Old Lady 1: "Honey, there were seven of us in that pile. Eight if you count the guy."
Old Lady 2: "Wait, there was a guy in there?"
Old Lady 1: "What, did you think one of us knocked you up?"
Old Lady 2: "I always thought it was the guy I fucked to get the pot."
Old Lady 1: "That was a girl."
Old Lady 2: "Oh, yeah, right."
Old Lady 1: "The enormous hooters weren't a giveaway?"
Old Lady 2: "Well, it was some really good weed!"

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 29 Jan 2015, 11:48 »

TALL OLDER LADY: "Oh look! There's us, way back when? Should we tell 'em what's gonna happen?"
SHORT OLDER LADY: "Dora! You know what Praeses said about time travel!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #19 on:** 29 Jan 2015, 16:58 »

See DSL? You got nothing to worry about. That reminds me, for those who didn't see, DSL won the caption game in the WCDT and for a panel I haven't even cut out yet (comic 2884):

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FAYE: "I remember cutting my hand pretty bad while I was making dinner for the two of us. ... Who's the blonde chick with the bear?"
MARTEN: "No idea."
BLONDE CHICK WITH BEAR: "I saw you in the Emergency Room and you two seemed nice, so I went ahead and signed you up for the apartment in my building that's just gone vacant. Now I gotta go tell the people who live there now, and then get Winslow here a new chassis."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 202 (Read 3687 times)

TheEvilDog