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WCDT: Strips 2892 to 2896 (9th - 13th February 2015)
Nepiophage:
--- Quote from: Dark Matter on 08 Feb 2015, 23:39 ---Maybe I'm just ignorant, but I can't help but wonder where the term "porked" even originated. I know that personally the first thing that pops into my head when I think about sex is not pigs meat.
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Short for "skewered by the pork sword"
Fig:
--- Quote from: dexeron on 09 Feb 2015, 05:47 ---Counterpoint: one time I took my glasses off, set them on the floor (because that's where we were) and later when I stood up, being quasi-blind and all, I stepped on them. CRACK. It's a problem when your vision's so bad that you literally cannot drive (or really see anything in detail more then about a foot away from your face) and your only pair of glasses is destroyed. (Driving to the glasses store was a real adventure, involving crazy glue that only worked about half of the drive, and then having to manually hold the glasses in together/in place with one hand and steer with the other until I could pull over and let my gf drive the rest of the way. Having to wait a week for another pair to be ready REALLY sucked.)
I did learn my lesson, and always have a back-up pair now, which came in handy later when I went to the beach and forgot to take my glasses off, got hit in the face with a wave and my glasses went... on an tropical adventure somewhere!
Since then I'm a little paranoid about them getting broken/lost, since I'm so completely useless without them. I tend to leave them on now, unless I have a very secure and safe place to place them where I can be sure they're not going to be knocked to the floor or otherwise destroyed. Glasses are expensive, yo.
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Yes. Yes they are. Reminds me of the time I got new glasses two years ago. I was super excited because my old pair (and the pair I'm using now) were starting to get a bit dated. I got the lenses tinted light blue, they had clear eye parts and thick, plastic black legs. They looked awesome. In the summer of that year I took my daughter to Six Flags Maryland. We spent a lot of time in the water area because it was July and hot as hell out. Anyways, I'm coming down one of the water slides there and the moment I hit the pool at the bottom I flipped out of the inner tube and my arm catches my glasses and flings them clear off of my face. I watched them sink right to the bottom and of course they didn't let me dive under to get them. I had to drive home from there with no glasses at all, at night, and in the rain. That was an adventure, let me tell you.
On topic...sorta. To me, glasses on someone exudes an air of intelligence (even if they aren't) and to me that is one of the biggest turn ons.
Thrillho:
Glasses on during sex is a one way ticket to face grease all over them, which makes it harder for me to see than actually taking them off.
In short: nah.
...Except when I've done it by accident due to the heat of the moment.
(click to show/hide)//www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3W2i7BROrA
swapna:
No. Glasses. Yes, I wanna see my sexpartner, but that doesn't help if they get all smudged and.. smudged. (Also, what I learned: always know where to put your glasses, and that place is never on the floor... yes, I learned the hard way ;)
Also: Please, let's get the story on with Faye, or Dora/Sven, or Pintsize, or Hannelore, or CoD employee fallout...
BenRG:
--- Quote from: swapna on 09 Feb 2015, 06:28 ---Also: Please, let's get the story on with Faye, or Dora/Sven, or Pintsize, or Hannelore, or CoD employee fallout...
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PANEL 1: FAYE and HANNELORE are entering Coffee of Doom
HANNELORE: "Do you think it's wise to come back so soon?"
FAYE: "Hanners! I got fired! That's hardly something that will leave me with permanent emotional scarring or something! "
PANEL 2: FAYE coming through the door, seen from the inside.
FAYE: "Besides, all I want to do is pick up... my... welding... stuff...?"
SINGING VOICES: "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead!"
PANEL 3: Frozen tableau of DALE, COSSETTE, PENNY and several CUSTOMERS wearing party hats and in a conga line. The shop is decorated with streamers and banners.
PANEL 4: DALE is hurriedly stuffing his hat into his pocket
DALE: "Uh... Faye! Great to see you up and around! What's goin' down?"
FAYE (red in the face and shouting): "YOUR ESTIMATED LIFESPAN YOU WORM!"
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It all turns out to be a horrendous misunderstanding, of ocurse; Dora would never have permitted something like that aimed at Faye. However, the intervening strips are the ones in which things get... interesting.
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