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QC Captions Vol. 204
Is it cold in here?:
Pugnacious Peach: "Is ... is that the bear who sexually assaulted me after my car crash?"
Marten: "Yep. We tracked him down with some help from Hannermom."
Hannelore: "Station suggested that we could help you get closure by letting you confront him."
miados:
Faye: What happened? Where am I? How long have I been sleeping?
Martin: Almost a year and a half. I still can't believe you did that in the zoo.
Hanners: I brought your baby. He really needs a name soon.
dexeron:
--- Quote from: Zebediah on 08 Feb 2015, 17:51 ---"Faye": "What do you mean, 'brain transplant'?"
Marten: "Faye was brain-dead after her suicide attempt, and you were paralyzed from the neck down after Dora got done with you..."
Hannelore: "Besides, Sven, you always said you were into Faye's body."
--- End quote ---
OMG all I can think of is that old "Tales From the Crypt" episode "Spoiled" where the mad scientist's wife is cheating on him with some other guy, and he overhears them making out and saying "I want your body."
So he swaps their heads in an experiment and then says something along the lines of: "You said you wanted each others' bodies!" :clairedoge:
cesium133:
New headcannon: Claire goes mad, switches from Library Science to a medical degree, so that she can perform that surgery just for the pun of it. :claireface:
dexeron:
Oh jeez I just looked the episode up on Youtube, and he also says: "You lost your heads over each other."
And the intro/outro segments with the Crypt Keeper. I had forgotten how terrible terribly awesome this show was. And how many puns they'd squeeze in there.
New headcanon: Claire grew up watching old episodes of this and turned her into the pun machine we all know and love today.
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