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QC Captions Vol. 205
DSL:
SARA: "I hate this job. It's like everyone's watching us, just on the other side of that wall over there, second-guessing what we do, comparing us to people they don't like, demanding we do this or that. I thought Jeph was the boss here."
FAYE: "Maybe you should take that job offer from that old Hammond guy, and go to work at his park."
Zebediah:
Sara: "Why is my neck so skinny? I can't even hold my head up without using my arms!"
Faye: "And yet your boobs are bigger than mine. I thought I was supposed to be the curvy one here."
Skewbrow:
Sara: "So the boy I've been crushing on is crushing on my coworker. Why did my lovelife become like this distorted Picasso painting of a civil war scene?"
Faye: "Guernica? Ouch!"
Alt-Faye: "May be you need a guy who likes odd angles? In art, in life, when making love..."
Gladstone:
"Sara": "...I suppose you're right, Faye. I have learned all I can here, and it is time I returned to my home. The villagers need me; my world needs me. I shall contact the Praeses."
Faye: "What are you talking about? I said Allosaurus, not 'Alice's house'. What's a Praeses? Where are you going? What the hell just happened?"
BenRG:
SARA: "So, the artist spoke to me! He said that, if the fans' response to me doesn't improve, he'll write me out!"
FAYE: "Pfft! What can he do? Feed you to a dinosaur?"
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