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QC Captions Vol. 207
cesium133:
Marten: Oh, hi, I thought I saw you here, Raven.
Faye: Didn't you go back to grad school?
Raven: It turns out Hot Topic pays better.
questionablydiscontent:
Marten: Let my heart be still a moment...
Faye: There's no doubting; am I dreaming? Lord, it's our lady Raven, and her palace of a bust! You working the ghastly Hades of the night shift?
Raven: Nevermore.
Marten: Why do I feel like a depressed drunkard?
Faye: GET BACK HERE, YOU RARE AND RADIANT MAIDEN
Thrudd:
Marten: Other friends have flown before. On the morrow she will leave me again, as my hopes have flown before.
Faye: She was at home listening to the Red House Painters, gazing moodily at her Morrissey poster and sighing. Pop Tart crumbs littering her sheets. Sad Pop Tart crumbs, crumbs of loneliness and dejection
Raven: Is this sarcasm? I’m far too ditzy to grasp the subtleties of mockery.
questionablydiscontent:
--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 04 Mar 2015, 22:19 ---
--- Quote from: cesium133 on 04 Mar 2015, 13:32 ---Marten: Oh, hi, I thought I saw you here, Raven.
Faye: Didn't you go back to grad school?
Raven: It turns out Hot Topic pays better.
--- End quote ---
Alt-Raven: "Nevermore."
--- End quote ---
Was actually thinking of doing this "edit" but couldn't think of how to do it without sounding like I was insinuating my punch line was better. And it was actually a funny punch line.
But I think you pulled it off with the implication of an alternate universe.
DSL:
MARTEN: “Here’s an ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By its grave and stern decorum in this Hot Topic store”
FAYE: “Though thy mein be sad and Gothy, thou, I say, thy brain be frothy,
Ghastly grim but ditzy Blodwyn wandering on the sales floor —
Tell me when you’ll seek employment in my boss’s coffee store!”
Quoth the RAVEN: “There’s the door.”
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