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This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
jwhouk:
I hate to say this, but I need that one explained...
LeeC:
Internet Explorer is so slow its only now getting to area 51 for the raid which was on September 20th
The comment is saying that the further in the future you finally come across this meme, the funnier it is because to the viewer it seems like internet explorer is just now getting to it.
Morituri:
I read it as a 'lost time' joke.
There's a story UFO enthusiasts tell one another about planes that take off, spend (say) three hours flying to their destination, and land three hours AND TEN MINUTES later. Where did the ten minutes go? What happened? Why doesn't anybody remember? We must have gotten interfered with by Aliens!!! The longer the chunk of time that's missing, the more certain the evidence of aliens becomes.
It's the airline variation on an earlier 'guy making a ten minute trip arrives six hours later, thinks he's been driving for ten minutes' story.
LTK:
Mori, I think you VASTLY overestimate the level of thought that goes into these memes.
Blue Kitty:
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--- Quote ---as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
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normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking faster
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even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳
Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :)
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:
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