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This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
Blue Kitty:
--- Quote ---I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.
Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.
How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.
The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…
God.
God popped out of the Master Ball.
The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday.
This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73.
God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.
The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”
This kid is ten.
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Sorflakne:
osaka:
--- Quote from: Blue Kitty on 16 Apr 2015, 19:47 ---
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He's about to have a fantastic point of view of your hand in his face.
--- Quote ---*pokemon snip*
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That's almost how I feel about Gaige on BL2. She's literally a schoolgirl. Her highest acts of badassery are rejecting hot cocoa and screaming "Smash the system" in her echocasts. Also building a mechanical left arm for herself with the right arm because she cut her actual left arm off, but that's a different story. At 5'3" and an undisclosed but highly reduced body mass (I'm willing to think that even with a left arm of solid steel as hers she doesn't top 120lbs), you'd need a minimum of 3 Gaiges to make up any of the enemies you face or even the other characters you control. And her presentation involves a moderately malfunctioning robot at the Eden-5 planetary science fair.
Of course, she's by far the most destructive character in the game. Also, public enemy number 1.
As you might have noticed, that's my main character xD
Is it cold in here?:
--- Quote from: Sorflakne on 15 Apr 2015, 00:28 ---
An idyllic scene, right?
Except that hill isn't natural. It's a debris mound in Germany from WWII. Some of them reach over 200 feet high.
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"I am the grass. Let me work."
Undrneath:
Just popped in to point out that depending on how it has been broken if you sharpen it a broken pencil can have many points.
Carry on.
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