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WCDT 2961-2965 (18-22 May 2015)
BenRG:
Faye fails at sympathetic empathy. Mostly because she's Faye and Hannelore is Hannelore. In many ways, it's a relief that all the troubles that Faye has gone through hasn't altered her basically impatient and unpleasant personality.
Prediction: Doctor Faye will prescribe a Band-Aid for Hanners' boo-boo.
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: Rghfrgl on 19 May 2015, 21:19 ---
--- Quote from: SomeCanadianWeirdo on 19 May 2015, 20:06 ---I wonder if this won't turn out to be foreshadowing of Faye deciding to become a doctor.
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Worse than Dr Cox.
Worse than House.
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'I tried to remove the tumour surgically, but it didn't work, so I'm going to punch it out of you.'
Geographus:
--- Quote from: Gareth on 20 May 2015, 00:32 ---'I tried to remove the tumour surgically, but it didn't work, so I'm going to punch it out of you.'
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'But ... but why would you punch it?'
'Because I don't have my blowtorch here right now.'
katsmeat:
--- Quote --- I remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which I had a touch—hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget which was the first distemper I plunged into—some fearful, devastating scourge, I know—and, before I had glanced half down the list of "premonitory symptoms," it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.
I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever--read the symptoms--discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it--wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance--found, as I expected, that I had that too,--began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically--read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.
Jerome K Jerome, Three Men in a Boat, 1889
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We can't blame the internet for this.
cesium133:
--- Quote from: Geographus on 20 May 2015, 00:39 ---
--- Quote from: Gareth on 20 May 2015, 00:32 ---'I tried to remove the tumour surgically, but it didn't work, so I'm going to punch it out of you.'
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'But ... but why would you punch it?'
'Because I don't have my blowtorch here right now.'
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'Ordinarily I'd use booze as a disinfectant, but I'm not allowed to have booze anymore, so you'll have to hope it doesn't get infected.'
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