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WCDT 2971-2975 (1st - 5th June 2015)
Perfectly Reasonable:
--- Quote from: ZoeB on 07 Jun 2015, 07:08 ---Sexist insults aren't allowed. That's not exactly a huge impost, I think. I, and I think anyone, can get by without violating this minor restriction, yet express themselves with suitable vigour.
If I may suggest an alternative - here's one containing every letter in the alphabet.
--- Quote ---'Sir, you are an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal, excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephalous, yirning zoophyte'.
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I pride myself on my vocabulary, and I think I understood about two words of that. My hat is off to you.
(Reaches for dictionary.)
jwhouk:
"Where's the beef?" Was the catch-phrase from a Wendy's Hamburgers commercial in the early 1980's. 3 old ladies are inspecting a burger from a "competitor", complimenting the bun - but when they lift off the top they find this tiny hamburger patty.
That's when this old lady says the line, "Where's the beef?" Repeatedly.
Thrudd:
--- Quote from: electromgneticDstroyosaur on 05 Jun 2015, 17:30 ---
--- Quote from: cesium133 on 05 Jun 2015, 15:33 ---*singing*
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable...
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"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table..."
Ah, there's nothing like a Monty Python reference for the two or three of you out there in the audience.
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Three at least though there may be more.
Most of us learned early on "How not to be seen"
(click to show/hide)https://www.youtube.com/embed/ifmRgQX82O4"
and for the curious here is the whole little ditty
(click to show/hide)
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/m_WRFJwGsbY"
Schwungrad:
--- Quote from: ZoeB on 07 Jun 2015, 07:08 ---Sexist insults
--- Quote ---ithyphallic
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Not sure whether it qualifies as sexist, but this definitely is a very sexualised insult :P .
Kugai:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgCfnBtF7M
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