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WCDT 2981-2985 (15 - 19 June 2015)
Zebediah:
Worse, they might not find it offensive.
"We've analyzed the video that the humans sent us, and it's all about mating behavior. Apparently humans use mating as a form of polite greeting."
"Well, that would be great if our anatomies weren't so different. First contact could be awkward."
"Then I think you should look at this video segment."
"Whoa, they're into tentacles? Set a course for Earth, maximum warp! This is one first contact mission I intend to lead myself!"
BenRG:
Or outright find it disgusting.
"Yuck! That poor planet, infested by fleshy, squishy things obsessed with their reproductive bodily functions like that! In the name of galactic aesthetics, we need to glass the entire thing so there's no chance of more of that gooey filth contaminating other worlds!"
pwhodges:
Not a lot of porn makes the link to reproduction apparent; it's a pretty big jump to assume that aliens would recognise it as such.
Nepiophage:
I just thought I'd mention The Lunatic Republic by Compton Mackenzie, a sort-of-SF satirical novel about life on another planet where life is the same as on Earth but exaggerated. The people speak a kind of English but many words are different -- "rocket" means "fart." There is much hilarity when the visitors explain that they arrived on a rocket.
I'll let myself out.
Gladstone:
--- Quote from: BenRG on 15 Jun 2015, 07:54 ---Or outright find it disgusting.
"Yuck! That poor planet, infested by fleshy, squishy things obsessed with their reproductive bodily functions like that! In the name of galactic aesthetics, we need to glass the entire thing so there's no chance of more of that gooey filth contaminating other worlds!"
--- End quote ---
THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT.
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