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QC Captions Vol. 221

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DSL:
STEVE: "I don't think I've ever heard 'Amazing Grace' played quite that way before."
MARTEN: "And God willing you never will again."
PINTSIZE: "Buy me some bagpipes, you cheap bastard."

DSL:
STEVE: "I don't even get what the little creep's doing right now."
MARTEN: "Consider yourself lucky. He hardly ever does what I tell him to do."
PINTSIZE: "I can be very literal-minded ... when it suits me."

DSL:
STEVE: "You know, between the two of us, we're the name of a popular U.S. schtick standup comic from the 1980s."
MARTEN: "We would be, but people are always very protective of how my name is spelt."
PINTSIZE: "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!"

DSL:
STEVE: "Did he just fart in my general direction?"
MARTEN: "Sort of, and there was something about your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries, I think."
PINTSIZE: "Now go away or I shall taunt you again!"

MrNumbers:
STEVE: D'you think he could teach me how to do that
MARTEN: I'm not letting you try, not after last year's tex-mex incident
PINTSIZE: I wonder if this can go through both ways. Like Steve after tex-mex.

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