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WCDT Strips 3026 to 3030 (17 to 21 August 2015)
chaospersonified:
I'm a major arachnophobe, and I spent years trying to learn as much as I could about fucking spiders to try and convince myself they weren't actually the spawn of hell.
If only those books had talked about spiders' big ole booties
SubaruStephen:
Why is everyone so afraid of spiders?
<----*had tarantulas for pets*
chaospersonified:
--- Quote from: SubaruStephen on 18 Aug 2015, 19:54 ---Why is everyone so afraid of spiders?
<----*had tarantulas for pets*
--- End quote ---
Look, if a spider be chilling in its web, not moving, we're cool. It's those fucking LEGS, man, with the skinny, skittering little limbs and the half-dozen shifty fucking eyes.
Not to mention the unholy size of the goddamn banana spiders around here, who always put their fucking webs right where you're cutting the grass, riding the mower until you're suddenly surrounded by Satan's silk and there's a fucking octopod with fangs on your body somewhere, crawling down the back of your neck. Then you hit the side of an 80 year old equipment barn, and you KNOW what caused it.
As you see. Horror stories.
chaospersonified:
Try being less than 10 and reading the scenes in LotR with Aragog, then learning some spiders build nests underground with trapdoors, so they can quickly snap up and snatch their prey, in this case, hobbits and similarly-sized folk. I'm cool with spiders in THEORY, but I can't look at them, and I'm literally making myself nervous reliving childhood nightmares by typing this.
Spiders are fucking horrifying. Essential to life as we know it, fucking fascinating, but oh my god can we just not?
hedgie:
Just for you, Chaos:
https://youtu.be/fYAlB1Kxayc
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