Topic: QC Captions Vol. 221 (Read 3387 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 14 Jun 2015, 13:06 »

Hola, folks! Last week wasn't a great one for caption images, so this seems like a good time to caption some old-school QC:

Enjoy!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1 on:** 14 Jun 2015, 13:07 »

Marten: Dora is probably going to be annoyed when she figures out I've been sneaking around her apartment.
Mieville: Dora, I'm hungry!

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 14 Jun 2015, 13:11 »

DORA: "Oh Meiville! When will I feature in an arc again?"

MEIVILLE: "Mrow, row." [TRANS: "Tuna fish. Now."]

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 Jun 2015, 13:19 »

Dora: "I wonder where my sleeves went. I've checked the hamper and the laundry room lost and found, and can't imagine how they could have been cut off in the first place".
Mieville: "I like my new bed, and my claws need sharpening now".

Zebediah · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 Jun 2015, 13:27 »

Dora: "It's bad enough that I'm turning into one of those women who sits alone in her apartment talking to her cat. But if I ever start hearing you answer back, then I'll know I've gone off the deep end."
Mieville: "Then I'm afraid I have some disturbing news for you."

DrBear · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 Jun 2015, 16:00 »

DORA: Gloom, self-hatred, agony. My life is a mess. What could possibly be worse?
MIEVILLE: Catbox, lady. NOWWWW!

Thrudd · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 12:01 »

DORA: Deep dark depression, ex-cessive mise-ry. If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, .....
MIEVILLE: Just kill them all and from agony be free

Zebediah · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 12:26 »

Dora: "Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it."
Mieville: Sigh "No more Miyazaki movies for a while, okay? You're starting to identify with them a little too closely."

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 19:42 »

DORA: "I don't understand. All the other web comic cats want to travel through the plumbing and have a ... crossover ... with Sprinkles the Hypoallergenic Cat. Why not you?"

MIEVILLE: "Look, lady, I have enough in my bowl what with taking the blame for your homicidal fantasies *and* being the Emperor of All Cats next to that Heterodyne chick. Besides, that comic is in reruns now."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 12:29 »

NEXT IMAGE:

Appropriate given this weeks guest strips, I think.

celticgeek · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 14:55 »

Steve: Can he propel himself with that stuff?
Marten: Don't give him any ideas!
Pintsize: BUTTROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 15:37 »

Aaaaaaand that's the thread, folks.

Storel · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 22:11 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 16 Jun 2015, 12:26

Dora: "Without even thinking about it, I used to be able to fly. Now I'm trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it."

Mieville: "You just throw yourself at the ground and miss, okay? What's so hard about that?"

cesium133 · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 22:13 »

Steve: Hey, I've got an idea!
Marten: No! No more booze enemas! Bad Steve!
Pintsize: Whipped cream enemas are way better!

BenRG · « **Reply #14 on:** 18 Jun 2015, 04:24 »

STEVE: "So, how's the Anthro-PC companion working out for you?"
MARTEN: "You had to break the mood after a great evening at the bar, didn't you?"
PINTSIZE: "... BUTTS! PORN! BUTTS PORN...!"

Yes, I thought that a prequel strip was called for!

DSL · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Jun 2015, 08:18 »

STEVE: "I don't think I've ever heard 'Amazing Grace' played quite that way before."
MARTEN: "And God willing you never will again."
PINTSIZE: "Buy me some bagpipes, you cheap bastard."

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Jun 2015, 14:06 »

STEVE: "I don't even get what the little creep's doing right now."
MARTEN: "Consider yourself lucky. He hardly ever does what I tell him to do."
PINTSIZE: "I can be very literal-minded ... when it suits me."

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Jun 2015, 14:18 »

STEVE: "You know, between the two of us, we're the name of a popular U.S. schtick standup comic from the 1980s."
MARTEN: "We would be, but people are always very protective of how my name is spelt."
PINTSIZE: "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!"

DSL · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Jun 2015, 14:26 »

STEVE: "Did he just fart in my general direction?"
MARTEN: "Sort of, and there was something about your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries, I think."
PINTSIZE: "Now go away or I shall taunt you again!"

MrNumbers · « **Reply #19 on:** 20 Jun 2015, 09:47 »

STEVE: D'you think he could teach me how to do that
MARTEN: I'm not letting you try, not after last year's tex-mex incident
PINTSIZE: I wonder if this can go through both ways. Like Steve after tex-mex.

Morituri · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 Sep 2015, 22:40 »

Dora: Am I crazy, or is my cat talking?
Mieville; Why can't it be both?

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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