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Stupidest band ever
Jimbles!:
Of course Imapled Northern Moon Forest! That name is possibly the most grim thing ever... and the cover art... you can't beat that.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <--- Flames Of Hell!
Jimbles!:
Was this thread started about stupid bands that are actally good but funny... or bands that are just stupid because they suck??
I actually think bands like Lawnmower Deth, Macabre, Anti-Ben (I know a few of the guys in the band, they actually do hate Bens and are fucking hilariously insane), Blackseed Boys, etc. etc. are great bands and the comical/stupidity elements within their music make them that way.
Signum_Tenebrae:
Holy shit you know the guys from Anti-Ben!
I worship you!
Ask them where I can buy their albums from!
EDIT: And how could I forget Macabre. Excellent band. Dahmer is a masterpiece as is Sinister Slaughter!
Jed:
How about Impaled Nazarene? Their newest albums don't suck, but their early creations of musical satan worshipping, angel rectum tearing and pure hardcore is pretty much sensless even to try to listen.
Few examples of their creations:
Steelvagina from album Suomi Finland Perkele
Motorpenis from album Motorpenis
Goatvomit And Gasmasks from album Rapture
And one must not forget the angel rectum songs:
Angel Rectums do bleed, Angel rectums Still Bleed - the sequel and Prequel To Bleeding (Angels III)
www.impnaz.com
KharBevNor:
But, that's all symptomatic of Impaled Nazarenes extreme, Christ-violating audial terrorism!
I mean, how can you not love the band that did 'Total War/Winter War' and made the video to 'Armageddon Death Squad'?
Lawnmower Deth are pretty funny, but they needed more real songs to flesh out the ten second joke tracks. Admittedly, I only have 'Ooh Crikey it's Lawnmower Deth!' and the split with Metal Duck, but still.
Blackthrone fucking rock.
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
The world is becoming a very black
Prepare for our next attack
When you come with your panzers
We rise and shoot with panzerfausts
Then you die!
Black forces of evil!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Infernal hordes of Satan!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
You can't live after we have killed you
Because you are then very necro and dead
Your panzer is to be broken after we've
risen with our panzerfausts
Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
You cannot do anything because we always have
our panzerfaust division Blackthrone ready
Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Hellish outlaws from Satan's side
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Fistfucking the face of you
666 times in a day
Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
Your tanks will be broken always
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