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QC Captions vol. 239

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BenRG:
CLAIRE: So, anyway, I found myself wondering... Might I have come through a portal and lost my memory? Could these really be hooves?"

FAYE: "I dunno but I will say that you usually sound a little hoarse!"

MARTEN: "Ah, the wonders of watching a kids' fantasy movie after eating brownies from Tai Hubbert!"

Skewbrow:
Riffing  :angel:

--- Quote from: Morituri on 18 Oct 2015, 21:30 ---Claire:  I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.

Faye:  I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...

Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.

--- End quote ---

Thrudd:

--- Quote from: Skewbrow on 19 Oct 2015, 11:46 ---Riffing  :angel:

--- Quote from: Morituri on 18 Oct 2015, 21:30 ---Claire:  I mean, they were right there, and really ... really ... huge. I could barely hold them in my hands.

Faye:  I hate to break it to you hon but you aren't his first girlfriend to make grandiose claims about...

Marten: Faye, she's describing the coconuts we saw in a grocery store today.

--- End quote ---

--- End quote ---
Claire: They were melons Marten. Xigua I think.

TheEvilDog:
Claire: "But if I have six apples in one hand, and you took away three, then how could I have three apples left?"
Faye: "Told you I could confuse your girlfriend."
Marten: "That's not fair, you used math! You know Claire can't handle anything but literature!"

DSL:
CLAIRE:"I don't get it. If you have an apple in each hand and I ask you for one, how can you still have two apples?"
FAYE: "Because I won't give you an apple! Duh!"
MARTEN: "Sober Faye isn't any nicer than Drunk Faye."

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