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BenRG:
ERIALC: "You know, it is actually possible to smell an AI's fear? The particular sequence of microrelays closing and opening puts this particular tang of incandescent silicon-gallium into the air! I find it..." *draws in a deep breath* "Intoxicating... and appetising."

Zebediah:
"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing"

Detachable Felix:

--- Quote from: Zebediah on 05 Nov 2015, 14:02 ---"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing"

--- End quote ---
/thread.

DSL:

--- Quote from: Morituri on 04 Nov 2015, 17:40 ---CLAIRE: "Hmmm.....  I like the idea of that virus.  Kittens.  Fluffy fluffy kittens. 

One could take a  modeling and rendering program with a bunch of good kitten models, then write a script to use a stream of random numbers to color them, pose them, set the lighting, add other props....  And then another one to transform photos into a stream of random numbers, which is easy. 

After that, it's a matter of training a neural network to recognize which pics are porn (which I've already done for my esteemed employer; I have MANY terabytes of the training data we had to collect, and folks, I bet it dwarfs Pintsize's collection)  and save kitten pics with the same name and format back in place of them, and you've got yourself a virus payload.  I could monkey that together in a few weekends.

Um, not that I would ever, ever do such a thing.... 

Of course not.  That would be evil. 

Maybe.

Would that be evil? 

It is a mystery.... 

Honestly, it's gotten hard for me to understand the whole"Good, Evil" thing.  Fortunately for me, I don't give much of a crap about it so it doesn't bother me.  I'm having a Hofstadter moment though, in realizing that if I did give a crap about it, then that would make me give a crap about it..... "

--- End quote ---

NOW it works.

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